Delilah's Diary

February 14 - I never understand Valentine's day or what that has to do with a fat baby in a pamper shooting people with arrows making them fall in love. If a fat baby ever shot me with an arrow, I'd be very upset. I'm waiting on Timmy to get here. He needs to hurry. I need an adventure today away from all this adult fuss.

February 25 - I just found out my story is going to be read everywhere come next month. I'm not sure how I feel about that. I mean, really? Who cares what's going on in my life? Not to mention, we have kid codes I never want to go public. It could jeopardize our adventure project forever. Of course, it could be fun to be famous for a little while. I'm going to call my friends when mom isn't around and tell them my news.